After-party tricks

3 Things to Do If You Drank Too Much and Feel Like Garbage

Yep, a comforting carb-y meal really can help.
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I’d like to think that as a 35-year-old who’s never dealt with an alcohol use disorder, I’ve perfected my relationship with drinking. I’ve been doing it for nearly 15 years now—okay, maybe a bit longer—but even with all that experience under my belt, I still sometimes get brutal hangovers and wild anxiety after a night out (though I’m happy to report it’s much more sporadic than when I was younger). It happens to the best of us—or so I tell myself.

Binge drinking is defined as having four (for women) to five (for men) or more alcoholic beverages on one occasion. When you consume that many, all sorts of crummy stuff can happen in your body, Joseph Schacht, PhD, an associate professor of psychiatry who specializes in substance dependence at the University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus, tells SELF. Research shows that too many cocktails can mess with your brain, do a number on your gastrointestinal tract, impair your kidney function, and make your liver work harder, among a host of other potential health problems.

This is all to say: Too much booze can make you feel like crap. While it’s generally true that time is the greatest healer when it comes to drinking too much alcohol, there are things you can do to soften the blow. Here, Dr. Schacht serves up three of them.

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

His first tip is one you’ve probably heard before: “Drink as much water as possible.” Alcohol inhibits the release of a hormone in your kidneys called vasopressin, and when this happens, water isn’t properly absorbed into your body, Dr. Schacht explains. Instead, your kidneys just dump it into your bladder and bowels. “So, you urinate a lot after you drink a lot, which causes you to excrete a whole bunch of things you want to have in your body like sodium, glucose, and potassium,” says Dr. Schacht. These electrolytes are essential for normal functioning and an imbalance can cause all sorts of issues, including irritability, fatigue, headaches, and muscle cramps.

If you can remember to alternate your alcoholic bevvies with cups of water, then you’ll mitigate some of the dehydration (and the subsequent hangover) you’re building up, says Dr. Schacht. But if the night gets away from you, that’s okay—just do your best to rehydrate the next day. You want to drink enough so your pee is colorless or a very light yellow. Water is always a solid option, Dr. Schacht says, and he also recommends Pedialyte and sports drinks, like Powerade or Gatorade, as they can help replace some of the sodium and other electrolytes you likely lost.

Eat something—anything!

Alcohol irritates the lining of your intestines and increases the production of gastric acid in your stomach. With binge drinking, in particular, some people might be too busy imbibing to ensure they’re eating enough, says Dr. Schacht. When that happens, there isn’t enough food in your system to absorb all the alcohol, he explains, which can cause your blood alcohol levels to increase more rapidly, agitating your stomach even more.

Together, these effects can trigger stomach pain and make you feel nauseated, Dr. Schacht says. On top of that, having multiple drinks on an empty stomach can lead to low blood sugar, making you feel weak and shaky the next day. To ease the awful-ness of it all, make a point to eat something as soon as possible. Ideally, you’d feed yourself before or while you’re drinking to slow the absorption of alcohol into your body. (But, alas, these things can get away from you when you’re feeling a little loose!) If you didn’t eat enough, make a point to have a solid meal or snack when you can. Food will soak up some of that extra gastric acid in your gut and replenish some of the nutrients you probably peed out, Dr. Schact advises.

There isn’t too much data to strongly suggest that certain types of food are better for you post-drinking than others, says Dr. Schacht, but he recommends eating, one, carbohydrates (like bread or rice) to bring your blood sugar back up, and two, potassium-rich foods (bananas and potatoes check both boxes!)—remember, you’re probably missing out on key minerals after soaking your insides with alcohol. Bland foods, like toast and crackers, may also ease any GI issues and help restore your blood sugar levels. People sometimes feel too nauseated to eat after drinking a ton so they put it off, but “it really is beneficial to get some food in if you can,” Dr. Schacht says.

Let yourself rest, if you’re able to.

Sometimes, when I feel particularly lousy after a night of drinking, I wake up and go on a jog or immediately tackle household chores to, IDK, push through and pretend all’s good (when, in truth, I am struggling). Don’t be like me. What you really want to do, according to Dr. Schacht, is nothing.

Alcohol leads to a surge in an inhibitory neurotransmitter called GABA. In the moment, all that GABA makes you feel calm and relaxed (hence the reason people like to drink). When you stop drinking, your GABA levels drop suddenly, which can trigger a sort of withdrawal effect, Dr. Schacht explains. This can make you feel anxious, irritable, and agitated the next day.

To alleviate these feelings, you want to try and rest: “Sleep, sit on the couch, do not over-tax your body the next day because you’re just going to make that feeling of anxiety and agitation worse if you’re overactive after a big drinking episode,” says Dr. Schacht. Not to mention, there’s a good chance you’re somewhat sleep-deprived and feeling sluggish, anyway, since alcohol tends to prevent you from getting a restorative night’s rest, research shows.

Take it easy! Nap, read a book, watch a feel-good show—have what I call a “nothing day.” Even though I tend to try to keep myself busy when I’m hungover (why?!), getting some rest, it seems, is actually the most productive thing I—and you—could do after guzzling down one too many gin and tonics.

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